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New deal, huh? This fella Roosevelt's
just trying to get the banks out of a

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jam, that's all. What about the rest of
us fellas?

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If I was down there in Washington, boy,
I'd show them something different. Says

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you.

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Hey, Mary, go easy on that till, will
you? Is this all you've got?

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Well, business ain't so hot this
morning.

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Holding out on me, eh?

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Oh, I, uh... You see, the bank's being
closed. I thought I'd save that for a

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rainy day.

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Well, it rained this morning.

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Oh, listen.

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I'll be the bank for this family until
the regular one's open.

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What are we having for dinner?

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How would you like corned beef and
cabbage?

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I don't like it. Well, that's what
you're going to get.

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Smart gal.

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Hey, what are you doing? You've been so
busy making speeches, you can't keep

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your mind on the game.

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Give me those cameras.

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And a box of Mimos, please. I'm in a
hurry.

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Huh? Oh, yeah. Hold your horses. Here
you are, Pete.

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Thanks. I'll be in this afternoon, after
I smoke these up. So long.

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So long.

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Yeah, I'll, uh... Oh, you want Mimos?
Here's a box, please.

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Say, isn't your name Joe Gimlet?

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That's me.

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Well, I'll be gee willing.

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Don't you know me?

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Take a good look.

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Ted Wright from Coraline.

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Ted Wright!

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I've been reading about you in the
papers, though. You've been doing some

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pretty big things. Paying up plenty of
coin, huh?

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Say, how's Mary?

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Still with you? Sure.

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How's Alvina? Fine. We're over at the
Babylon.

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Pretty soft for you.

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Say, there's an idea. Why don't you go
over and have dinner with us tonight,

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huh? Alvina'd be delighted to have you
both.

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Well, I don't know. Then we can
reminisce and talk about old times, huh?

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Say, you know, I ain't been back to call
it since Ma died.

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You haven't, huh?

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Now, listen, I'll expect you tonight.
We'll have a regular celebration.

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How about 7 o'clock? Will that be all
right? Sure.

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We'll be there with bells on. Fine.
Nothing formal, you know, Joe. Just the

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little black tie.

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You know, the black and the tuxedo.

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Oh, sure.

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Sure.

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So long, Joe.

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So long.

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How do I look?

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Swell.

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Put a little more of this business on,
why don't you? Oh, no, no.

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Oh, those society people go on heavy for
that red paint.

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Come on, let's get going.

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Mademoiselle? We gonna take a taxi?

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Are you nuts or something?

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It's only a 15-minute walk to the hotel.

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Just stop, stop crabbing. That wasn't
much of a walk. Oh, you'll have to.

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So you found your way.

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Say, this is some dump you got here.

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So this is Mary.

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How do you do, Mr. Wright? Ted is the
name, my dear.

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Lena, you remember this lady?

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Why, yes, indeed.

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How are you, Mabel?

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Mary. Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Won't you take off your thing? Oh, thank
you. Let me help you. I can manage.

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And, uh, Joe?

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I'm so glad to see you. This is
marvelous.

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Well, you can knock me down with a
fender.

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Mr. Holmes?

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Mr. and Mrs. Gimlet? How do you do?

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Old friends from Corliss. We sort of
grew up together. Ted and I came out of

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the same flowerpot, you might say.

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No, thank you. Oh, go ahead. Baby, take
one. That's good liquor. Don't be afraid

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of that.

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Really, it's uncanny.

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The same identical Joe Gimlet of 22
years ago.

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I ain't changed a bit, have I? Not a
bit. You look just as you did when you

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served me sodas in Mr. Cradwell's
drugstore.

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Cradwell.

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How does it feel to meet an old
girlfriend after all these years?

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Oh, so you remember, huh? Remember?

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When I tried to win you away from Mary?

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And that summer morning when I brought
my father to the drugstore to offer you

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a chance to invest in his real estate
development?

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That's the kind of a sap I was.

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That $400 was every nickel I had in the
world and I was afraid to lose it. Can

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you imagine that? I think we'd better go
down and eat, don't you?

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Yeah, let's eat.

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Say, I'll look to stick your money for a
joint like this, don't I? Well, it's a

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little fancier than the old Corliss
Hotel.

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Oh, boy, this is the life.

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you about the time joe and i made a
blind date with two girls that called up

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the drugstore the

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fun

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we

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had you know the town's changed a lot
but i'd remember it just as it was 20

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years ago did you get it done sovino oh
yes

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You don't mind, do you, dear?

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No, no, go ahead.

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I suppose you'd think I was just polite
if I said I envied you.

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Not only polite, but nuts.

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Joe. Well, that's my psychology.

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What is it, envy about us, I ask you? I
envy you because you're just the same as

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you used to be.

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Life hasn't changed you.

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You're Joe and Mary from Corliss, just
the same as when I saw you last.

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That's pretty nice, you know.

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Two people living together all their
lives, with nothing in the world but

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just each other.

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That's a good deal, I think.

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Well, if I was sitting around with a
gold hat on like you and a million

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berries in the bank, I'd figure it that
way, too.

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I'll tell you what.

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We'll go upstairs and have a drink, and
we'll talk a little, eh?

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Oh, what about the wife?

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They'll follow.

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That's from before the war, Joe.

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Napoleon Brandy. Well, here's mud in
your eye, Ted.

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Oh, boy.

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That takes me back to Mademoiselle's mom
in tears.

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Now that Holmes is gone, the girls are
empowering the noses.

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Something I'd like to ask you, Joe.

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Go ahead. I know all the answers.

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You got any money?

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Well, not on me.

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No, I mean saved up.

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4,000 smackers.

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You know, seeing you and Mary like this
makes me feel as though I'd like to do

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something for you.

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Well, as the lady said to the sailor,
nothing's stopping you.

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Let me have that for her, and I'll
invest it for you.

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Well, I'd have to consult the missus,
Ted, you see.

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Mary's got it all tied up, you know what
I mean.

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What's the nature of this investment?

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It's an aluminum deal we're
underwriting.

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Uh-huh. Well, that's very good stuff.

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That $4,000 should make you roughly
about $20,000 in a few months.

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$20,000?

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I might even be able to make you
$100,000 before the end of the year.

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Would you like that?

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What do you mean, would I like that?

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I'd be absolutely frank with you. I'd be
nuts about it.

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I'm in.

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Wait a minute.

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I'd better see Mary first.

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Oh, thank you so much, Alvina.

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Hey, Mary.

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Yes? Excuse me, Alvina. I got some hot
news for you. Can I see you a minute?

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Give me. Give me.

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Listen, I was just telling Ted about
that four grand we got in the bank, see,

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and he's got a big aluminum deal on, and
we figured out that if I invest it with

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him, the net profits ought to amount to
about 20 grand the next couple of

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months. And after that, if we string
along, why, we continue to clean up. You

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get it? You mean take it out of the
bank? Sure, just as soon as they open

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up. But that's all we've got.

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You see, we've saved it up for more than
15 years. Next, next, we can't lose, I'm

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telling you. How about it, Ted? Well,
this is more or less of a certainty,

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Mary. Yeah, more or less.

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No, we can't.

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Thanks just the same.

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Hey, listen, will you?

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A guy like Ted Wright don't make
mistakes.

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Joe, please.

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Let's not talk about it now.

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Holy sharks. Can you beat that?

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It's all right.

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Oh, never mind.

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Listen, I'm going to get that doll.

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Don't worry.

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Don't pay attention to her, Ted. I'll
fix it.

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You got the address?

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Good night.

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Well, listen to me, kid.

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Ah, about that four grand. I can't do
it, Joe, and I won't let you.

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Well, it's my money, ain't it? Shh,
don't yell, Sal. He'll hear you. Oh,

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what do I care about him? Ted Wright
said it was a certainty.

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What chance have we got to lose?

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I'm asking you, what chance have we got
to lose?

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Joe, please.

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I worked just as hard to save that
$4,000 as you did, and I'm not going to

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risk losing it.

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You said there wasn't any risk.

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Don't you know that the bread lines are
just full of people that didn't think

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they were taking any risks?

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Just because I want to improve our
condition and have a little fun before

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we die, you've got to go and crab it.

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I felt it in my bones something like
this was going to happen. That's why I

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didn't want to go in the first place.
Listen.

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Are you going to give me that dough or
not?

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Don't drink anymore.

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Now I want some sleep.

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Joe. Now listen, that $4,000 is just as
much mine as it is yours. And it's going

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to stay mine and yours.

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Now leave me alone.

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What? Now look, I never did much
squawking, did I?

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You know, I could be where Ted Wright
is, riding on top of the world with a

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gold hat on, and I turned it all down
for you, didn't I?

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Didn't I?

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I wouldn't put up the $400 with Alvina's
old man. Oh, no.

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You know where I'd be today?

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Married to her.

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Servants, limousines, yachts.

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Yeah, yachts. That's what I'd have. And
I gave it all up just for you.

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Joe, please.

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You're drunk.

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Now, now when I... I ask you to do the
least little thing for me. How do you

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show your appreciation?

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Listen, baby.

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I won't listen. I want some sleep.

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I'm tired out. I'm not going to sleep
until I get this thing settled.

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How long?

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You think I'm going to let you sleep?
You're crazy.

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Come on. Why don't you take a chance?
Just this once.

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We don't want to live like stick in the
mud the rest of our lives. Will you go

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away?

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We ain't human beings living like this.
We're like animals under the ground. Now

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you got a chance to get out of it and
you won't take it.

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You know why?

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Because you're afraid.

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You're yellow.

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That's why.

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You're afraid.

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You're the one that's yellow.

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complaining about everything, and sorry
you didn't marry Elvina.

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You've forgotten about all the things
I've done with that, just so we can save

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that money for a rainy day.

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So I'm yellow, huh?

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Now wear me out when you know I'm dead
for some sleep. So I'm yellow, hmm.

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Well, just where was this Ted Wright
when I was having so much fun in the

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Argonne? Answer me that.

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Well, he was in Washington keeping his
feet dry. That's where he was.

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I wish I could live my life over again.
I'd let you have your albina and

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everything else you'd get with it, too.
Well, if I had my life to live over

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again, I'd go after the dough. That's
what I'd do, get myself some real

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happiness. I wouldn't be the dumb cluck
I've been. I'd live it right.

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00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:11,760
I'd marry for dough like this Ted Wright
and grab, grab, grab everything you can

241
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,220
get. Nobody would call me yellow then.

242
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,340
Joe.

243
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:20,570
I'm sorry. I didn't mean all that, but
you made me. That's all right. It's all

244
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:24,230
right. You said it. Now we know just
where we stand.

245
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I just bend the sap.

246
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:27,570
That's all.

247
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,470
Okay, mademoiselle.

248
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,130
Huh.

249
00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:36,850
What are you doing?

250
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,410
Marking the date.

251
00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:42,850
I'm gonna get drunk, and I'm gonna stay
drunk till you kick in with that dough

252
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:44,610
beginning March 6th.

253
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:50,600
On my way, blight and gank. Joe, don't
go. Not like this. You'll be sorry if

254
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,220
you do. One side, mademoiselle. I'm
A-W-O-L.

255
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,160
What's that?

256
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,760
Oh, Sean.

257
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,320
All right, let him have it.

258
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880
Slowly, please.

259
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,140
Amen.

260
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
Got my way.

261
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,830
What's wrong, Sonny?

262
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:59,470
Ma, if you only knew how glad I am to
see you again.

263
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,310
What's the matter? Didn't you sleep
well?

264
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,670
It changed a bit, Ma.

265
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:07,570
Nothing has.

266
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:08,810
Why should it?

267
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,130
You're not thinking of running away
again?

268
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,050
Oh, no, Ma.

269
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,410
I never want to leave you again.

270
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:18,890
Hold me tight.

271
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,660
So I can stay here with you like this
always.

272
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:27,200
Land sakes, Joe, you're getting mighty
affectionate all of a sudden. Must have

273
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,360
had dreams that frightened you.

274
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,120
Sure, that's what it is.

275
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,200
It's all a dream.

276
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,320
Well, you better stop worrying about it
and eat your eggs and sausage before

277
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,320
they get cold.

278
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,840
And you gotta hurry, or you'll be late
for the store.

279
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,300
No orange juice?

280
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,020
No what?

281
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,740
No fruit juice? Oh.

282
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:50,369
I forgot.

283
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,650
I told you not to stay out so late if
you wanted to wake up with a clear head.

284
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,629
That's why.

285
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,870
How late was I out?

286
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:00,170
Must have been 10 o'clock when we heard
you coming in.

287
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,410
Who's we?

288
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,670
Me and Effie.

289
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,730
Effie?

290
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,010
There's your paper.

291
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,010
Nothing in it except about Roosevelt.

292
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,010
What's he up to now?

293
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:13,610
Coming back from Africa.

294
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,670
What's he doing in Africa?

295
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,230
Shooting lions.

296
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,820
Roosevelt is?

297
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,240
He only just got to Washington.

298
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,720
What?

299
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,080
Wait a minute.

300
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,700
What Roosevelt is that?

301
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,160
There's only one.

302
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,560
What's come over you this morning?

303
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,220
Oh, yeah.

304
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,080
Teddy.

305
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,900
I remember him when I was a kid.

306
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,080
I'm going to call Doc Henderson.

307
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:48,810
Oh, no, Ma. Wait a minute.

308
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:52,890
Don't call her. Don't call her, Doctor.
I'm all right. I was only fooling.

309
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,750
Hello? Give me Doc Henderson. I forget
the number. Oh, Ma, won't you leave well

310
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,469
enough alone?

311
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,249
Now, listen, Ma.

312
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,710
Ma, listen. I don't need any doctor.

313
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:01,790
Yes.

314
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:03,870
Joe's very sick.

315
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,890
Once more.

316
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:13,570
They got your tongue.

317
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,910
Well, it ain't my tongue, Doc. I know
what's the matter with me.

318
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,910
It must have been what I drank last
night was bootleg.

319
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,410
Bootleg? Yeah.

320
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,970
You'd think Ted Wright would have good
stuff, wouldn't you?

321
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,390
Well, you're trying to get us confused,
son.

322
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,090
Well, yeah.

323
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,550
Now, look, Mom, I want to talk to the
doc alone.

324
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,750
You go on out.

325
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,350
I'll see you later.

326
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:43,430
Now, listen, Doc.

327
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,490
This ain't me, see?

328
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:49,930
What? I say, this ain't me, I'm telling
you. I live in New York, and I'm 44

329
00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:53,710
years old. I used to live here until I
moved away 20 years ago.

330
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:55,890
You remember when I went to the war
overseas?

331
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:57,650
You were there when I went.

332
00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:01,350
Listen, Doc, I know better than this.

333
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:05,810
I'm running a cigar store in New York,
and I'm doing pretty good.

334
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:10,030
Yet here I am, where I started, and
you've got to get me back.

335
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,230
Sit down, Joe.

336
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,630
Sit down.

337
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,340
Now, listen, you've got to pull yourself
together and stop talking.

338
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,180
Don't talk to anybody.

339
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,280
Don't encourage these fits.

340
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:26,160
And when you feel one coming on, just
say to yourself, I am not going crazy

341
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,160
like my pa.

342
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,940
I am going to see things as they really
are.

343
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,480
Then you'll feel all right.

344
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:32,940
You understand?

345
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:38,100
Sure. I mean, people would think I'm a
little off, a little nuts, a little

346
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,040
screwy, and it would put me in a bug
house, huh?

347
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,620
Yeah. Well, it's something like that.

348
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,840
I'm not going to give him a chance, see?

349
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,980
I asked for this and I got it. And I'm
going through with it.

350
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,700
Only this time, I'm going to get the
dough.

351
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,440
That's what I'm going to do.

352
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,380
Thanks, Doc. You've done me a lot of
good. You see? You see?

353
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,840
You're feeling better already.

354
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,020
You're telling me.

355
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,700
Here, take this down to Doc Cradwell and
have him put it up.

356
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,920
And take it before meals in lukewarm
water.

357
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:12,740
Clean you out good. All right, Doc, I'll
take it along. So long, I got to go to

358
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:13,740
work now.

359
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:15,020
I'll be seeing you.

360
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,600
Morning, Joe. How's your ma?

361
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,200
Oh, she's fine. Fine, Mr.

362
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520
Perlis.

363
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:54,320
Good morning, Mr. Jim.

364
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:55,780
Good morning.

365
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,800
Good morning.

366
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,900
Hello, Mr. Mazarin. How are you?
Morning, Joe.

367
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,820
You're mighty friendly this morning.

368
00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,840
General, we are here.

369
00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:58,270
Thought you were coming early this
morning to open up the store.

370
00:24:58,490 --> 00:25:02,350
Hello there, old boy. How I... You look
just the same.

371
00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,230
Don't see what good you are around here.

372
00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,790
Always sleeping late, never shown any
ambition.

373
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:10,010
When do you think you're going to end up
with these actions?

374
00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:12,190
Now go on, get busy. Dust things off.

375
00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:17,390
Don't know what the world is coming to.
I didn't realize the old place looked so

376
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,590
ratty. Oh, now, don't fly off the
handle, Mr. Cradwell.

377
00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:25,490
I got some brand new ideas about running
a drugstore. We ought to sell bathing

378
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,810
caps, alarm clocks, and sandwiches.

379
00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:30,550
You want to sell sandwiches in my
pharmacy?

380
00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:34,750
I can make things hum around here. Then
we'll hum around here as it is.

381
00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:37,110
Drugstore's no place for doohickeys.

382
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:41,250
And don't consume so many of those
sodas. Yesterday you consumed four.

383
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:43,130
Now, good morning, missus.

384
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,030
Oh, Daddy, I can hardly wait. Come on in
and tell him.

385
00:25:58,270 --> 00:25:59,950
All right, daughter, I'll be right in.

386
00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:01,230
You!

387
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:05,809
Hello, Joe.

388
00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:07,770
Hello, Elvina. How are you?

389
00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,750
Would you like a little soda?

390
00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:10,990
Yes, make a chocolate.

391
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:14,330
I just had the most marvelous ride all
the way to Evergreen and Banks without

392
00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:15,330
breaking down one.

393
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:18,170
We almost ran over Effie, too. We were
going so fast.

394
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,830
Oh, Effie. Is Effie all right?

395
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:24,350
Listen, Joe, before Dad comes in, I've
got something marvelous to tell you.

396
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,450
Well,

397
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,370
I told him everything about us.

398
00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:33,830
Oh, what did you tell him?

399
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:37,390
Oh, about you kissing me at the barn
dance.

400
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:41,570
Oh, I'd hoped that hadn't happened yet.

401
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:47,390
Oh, he wasn't mad at all. He's got a
proposition to offer you. Oh, Dad, I

402
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:51,550
told him. Hello, Mr. Evans. How are you?
Up and doing, son. Up and doing. Will

403
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,590
you have a little drink? Yes, sirree.

404
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,670
A little of the usual, son.

405
00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:59,430
There it is, right there behind that
jar.

406
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,950
Speak easy.

407
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,690
Why should I?

408
00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:09,150
Not so much milk this time, if you don't
mind, son.

409
00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:11,750
Riding around in that vehicle is pretty
strenuous.

410
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,810
Dad, go on, tell him about the
proposition.

411
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:19,130
Well, son, considering that you and
Alvina are a little interested in each

412
00:27:19,130 --> 00:27:22,610
other, I thought I'd give you an
opportunity to improve your status.

413
00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:24,810
How much money you got saved up?

414
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:29,550
Why, I got about 4,000, about 400
smackers, dollars.

415
00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,010
I'll tell you what I'll do.

416
00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:36,590
I'll let you invest that $400 in my
evergreen development and make you one

417
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:37,970
of my managers. How about it?

418
00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:41,150
I should stick my 400 bucks in that
swamp.

419
00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:43,450
I used to go down there to catch frogs.

420
00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,430
Oh, Joe, don't turn it down, please.

421
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,630
Well, I won't press you, son.

422
00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:51,290
I can't do any more and give you the
opportunity, can I?

423
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,300
Come along, Alvina. Oh, Dad. Hello. Wait
a second. Just a second.

424
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,300
You want to make me a partner in that
swamp, that evergreen development for

425
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,080
$400? Well, that's the idea.

426
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,280
Sold.

427
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:06,880
I was a little blind there for a while.
You know, I believe in that real estate

428
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,060
boom, Mr. Evans. Well, I'm glad to hear
it. Spoken like a man of vision. Oh,

429
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:13,160
that's me every time. This time.

430
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,640
Oh, Daddy.

431
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,580
Oh, boy. I almost forgot. What a cluck.

432
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,200
We'll go to the office and we'll grow up
the contract. Quicker the better. Here,

433
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,720
Mr. Evans. This is on me this time.

434
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:25,980
Hey, Joe.

435
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:28,679
Isn't Mr.

436
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,559
Marvelous, Joe?

437
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,460
Gosh darn, that was a close shave.

438
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,340
I almost turned it down again. Can you
imagine?

439
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,580
Isn't it wonderful? You'll be rich in no
time.

440
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,360
You said a mouthful, baby.

441
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Mouthful.

442
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,420
Oh, come along, Joe. They've got the
automobile started again.

443
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,160
Come on, Effie, old girl. Let up, baby.

444
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,260
You haven't forgotten now.

445
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:00,660
Joe.

446
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,940
What's the matter, Ma? It's all over
town that you've lost your job.

447
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,300
Lost it?

448
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:06,620
That's a laugh.

449
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,460
Mabel, the exchange operator just told
me over the phone that Mr. Cranwell

450
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,480
fired you because you acted crazy and
wanted to make a restaurant out of his

451
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,700
store. Fired me? Listen, Ma, I fired
him.

452
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:19,920
You get me? He's way behind the times,
got no modern ideas.

453
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,740
But everybody's laughing at you.

454
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,960
They won't laugh long.

455
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:26,410
I figured it'd be a big guy in this
town. You know what I've done? Gone in

456
00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:27,410
business with Mr. Evans.

457
00:29:27,590 --> 00:29:28,589
Yes, sir.

458
00:29:28,590 --> 00:29:30,790
Put all my dough in that new evergreen
development.

459
00:29:31,110 --> 00:29:33,590
Oh, Joe, not all of it. Every nickel.

460
00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:35,610
Don't you worry about us, Ma.

461
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,930
They won't laugh when we clean up.

462
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:41,230
Joe!

463
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,150
God.

464
00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:45,810
Is that Mary?

465
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:49,049
Hello, Joe.

466
00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,450
Gee, Mary, you look sweet.

467
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,770
I'd forgotten how pretty you were.

468
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,540
Never mind the compliments. I want to
ask you something.

469
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:59,940
If it's about my job, it's true. I'm all
washed up at Pradwell. I'm going in

470
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:00,940
business with Mr. Evans.

471
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,360
That's what I heard, but I couldn't
believe it.

472
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,240
Let's walk down the street where Ma
can't hear us.

473
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,380
What kind of a get-up is that?

474
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,920
That's what I usually wear.

475
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,300
Not for biking.

476
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,940
Girls should wear pants.

477
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,280
You know, shorts.

478
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,780
Cut off right here with bare legs.

479
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:25,050
Why, Joe Gimlin. Okay, okay, if you want
to look that way, but awfully old

480
00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:27,650
-fashioned. I suppose you've been
talking to that Alvina.

481
00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,210
She's so sophisticated.

482
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,650
Well, she gave me the chance I wanted.

483
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,690
You see, I've got to invest my money
with old man Evans because I want to get

484
00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:38,590
rich. Well, you told me you were saving
your money to get married on.

485
00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:40,110
I thought you meant me.

486
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:44,630
Well, I guess I did the last time, but I
can't afford to make the same mistake

487
00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,090
twice. What mistake?

488
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,319
The same.

489
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,020
Oh, never mind. I know sometimes you
don't, but I gotta go through with it

490
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,800
now, even if I have to marry Alvina.

491
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:56,180
You're in love with her. That's what's
the matter. Why don't you admit it? In

492
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:59,880
love, my eye. The whole thing is I gotta
take a different road because I know

493
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,260
what I'll want afterward.

494
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,900
Mary, for the love of Pete, will you
forgive me? Will you remember that I

495
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,380
loved you all the time?

496
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680
Hello, Joe.

497
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:08,959
Hiya, Mary.

498
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,699
Oh, Ted.

499
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,700
What do you know, Joe?

500
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,860
Plenty. Mary, can I take you downtown
and buy you an ice cream soda?

501
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:17,870
What's the matter?

502
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,690
Been crying? Oh, no.

503
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:22,830
Mary and I had a little quarrel about
something.

504
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:26,190
Mary. This money won't bring you
happiness, Joe.

505
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,150
You oughtn't to treat her like that,
Joe.

506
00:31:32,110 --> 00:31:33,390
Mary's a sweet girl.

507
00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:34,990
Well, don't I know it.

508
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:36,249
Mary, wait.

509
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,250
I'll go with you.

510
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,750
I'm going down that way, too.

511
00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:46,250
Gosh darn this getting rich.

512
00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:48,990
It's harder to do than I figured.

513
00:31:55,330 --> 00:32:00,290
Here's to the happy couple. May all
their troubles be little ones.

514
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:05,410
Joe, you're not supposed to drink to
that.

515
00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:08,570
Why not? I got faith in myself, haven't
I?

516
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,120
What are you looking at?

517
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:34,500
Well, what do you know about that?

518
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,820
What?

519
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,360
That's a dame for you.

520
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:41,800
Well, what do you care what Mary does or
who she goes with?

521
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,200
That's right, I don't care.

522
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,460
Don't care what she does, do anything
she likes. Mary Chinaman, for all of me.

523
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,980
Come on, let's have some music. What do
you say?

524
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:54,680
How about a little music, fellas?
Where's Ben?

525
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,260
There he is. All right, sing us
something, why don't you? What do we

526
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,900
sing? Anything to pep the thing up. Go
ahead.

527
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,120
Joe,

528
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,520
what's the matter?

529
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,020
Nothing's the matter. I'm just trying to
put a little life in the party. Come on,

530
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,360
baby, let's go in here and have a real
drink.

531
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,720
Joe,

532
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,420
please don't drink any more.

533
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,340
I've only had two or three.

534
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,960
I know, but you'll get drunk.

535
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,740
Can't a fella get a little drunk on his
wedding night?

536
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,840
Well, sir, I never will forget that
order to charge.

537
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:36,620
We spread out ten feet between each
soldier and started up that hill with

538
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:39,360
Teddy Leedman. What hill was that?

539
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,840
San Juan, sir. We held our fire for the
first ten minutes. So you were in...

540
00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:48,330
I was indeed, Mr. Gimbley. Me too. I was
at Sand Hill.

541
00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:51,490
What's the matter with you, Joe? You
weren't in the war.

542
00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:53,450
You were too young.

543
00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:55,690
Joe, they're laughing at you.

544
00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:57,030
I wasn't in the war.

545
00:33:57,510 --> 00:34:03,290
Go on, buddy. Tell them what we did in
the Argonne there. Tell them about the

546
00:34:03,290 --> 00:34:08,250
Germans coming through those woods. Why,
we never had any war with Germany.

547
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:12,929
Certainly we had a war with Germany.
Don't you remember?

548
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:18,739
those machine guns and a liquid fire and
a hundred million airplanes overhead

549
00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:20,540
spitting down on us.

550
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,638
Don't you?

551
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,840
Good night, Alvina. Oh, you're going?
Yes.

552
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,100
Good night, Joe.

553
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,920
I wish you every happiness.
Congratulations.

554
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,739
Oh, thank you, Ted. I guess Mary and I
will be doing this pretty soon, too.

555
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:32,940
No, Mary!

556
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,560
Well, good night. Come on, Ted.

557
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:38,060
Good night, Joe.

558
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:46,710
Isn't that lovely, Joe?

559
00:34:46,850 --> 00:34:48,090
They're going to be married.

560
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:49,989
You want to know something?

561
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:54,570
I could take her right away from them if
I wanted to, but I don't want to.

562
00:34:54,949 --> 00:34:55,928
Because why?

563
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,550
Because I ain't going to end up this
time.

564
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,610
Somebody called me yellow because I
ain't got any dough.

565
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:01,910
What are you talking about?

566
00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:03,630
Plenty. I've been all through that.

567
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,490
Joe, are you in love with Mary?

568
00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:12,350
I was for 22 years, and she didn't
appreciate it. Joe!

569
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:14,090
Well, I...

570
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,620
Didn't I tell those fellas in there to
sing something happy?

571
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:32,760
What's the matter with you? What's the
idea of singing all them old songs?

572
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:35,180
What do you want us to sing? Sing
something lively.

573
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,240
Something with a little pep in it.

574
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,100
Well, we know my old Kentucky home.

575
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:43,040
Oh, no, no. Something that's got some
life in it. Like Tony's wife.

576
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,360
Tony's wife? Yeah. Who is she?

577
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:48,500
Oh, that's a song. And Tony...

578
00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:38,030
Sounds to me like you're married a
lunatic. How do I go upstairs?

579
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:39,470
No!

580
00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:42,690
Come on, son.

581
00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:46,690
Come on. This ain't me, I tell you. I've
been married before, and my wife don't

582
00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:47,790
appreciate me.

583
00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:49,790
Joe! Take him upstairs.

584
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:51,069
No, we can get him.

585
00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:52,730
That's got to... Joe!

586
00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:55,090
Come on, talk to him. I want to... Joe!

587
00:36:57,830 --> 00:36:58,830
There, there, daughter.

588
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,010
He'll be all right in the morning.

589
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:15,060
And furthermore, I am not interested in
any aviation schemes.

590
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:19,640
It's going to be a long time before
anybody can make any money out of it.

591
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:22,420
Not interrupting, am I? Oh, just a
minute, Alvina.

592
00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:25,340
I do not... Where was I?

593
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,900
Before anybody can make any money out of
it. Oh, yes, yes.

594
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,340
It's going to take years and years to
perfect.

595
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:36,060
It'll be a long, long time before the
public feels that they're safe enough to

596
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,760
fly, and therefore we can't make any
money out of it. That's all. You're

597
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,600
sincere. You said that before, sir. All
right, say it again. That'll be all now.

598
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,640
Well, aren't you going to kiss me?

599
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,860
Oh, yes, yes. That's right.

600
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,840
You ready to go?

601
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,680
Go? Go where?

602
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:54,700
Have you forgotten you promised to go
with me to Millicent's luncheon party?

603
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,180
Oh, listen, baby. Look at all this work.

604
00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:59,680
I got a chance to clean up, to make a
pile.

605
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,560
And I can't do it and go to parties.
That's all you think about, money.

606
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:06,760
Listen, I made a mistake once. I ain't
gonna repeat.

607
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,460
When did you make a mistake?

608
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,520
Well, the last time.

609
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:16,680
I mean, I'm... I'm sorry to interrupt
you two lovebirds.

610
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,680
Mr. Cord, this is my daughter.

611
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,660
How do you do? And this is my
son-in-law, Mr. Gimlet. How do you do,

612
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,180
Mr. Cord? Now, Alvina, will you run
along and ask Millicent to excuse me,

613
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,020
will you? Well, I guess I'd better if
you're going to talk business again.

614
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,500
Goodbye, Mr. Cord. Goodbye, Daddy.
Goodbye. I'll see you at dinner time.

615
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600
All right, Mr. Cord.

616
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
What's on your mind?

617
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,490
Do you know anything about automobiles,
Mr. Gimlet?

618
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,530
Well, yes and no.

619
00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:44,570
Well, I've got a motor here that's going
to cut the cost of manufacturing

620
00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:50,070
automobiles 60%. And with this engine,
it'll be possible to sell that car for

621
00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,130
$300.

622
00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:53,850
$300.

623
00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:58,350
What did you say your name was?

624
00:38:58,590 --> 00:38:59,590
Cord.

625
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:00,950
What's your full name?

626
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:02,270
Henry Cord.

627
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:04,870
Cord. You're sure it ain't...

628
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,600
Just a minute.

629
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,160
Boy.

630
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,740
Henry Cook.

631
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,940
Gosh darn it.

632
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,600
I don't see him just right.

633
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:20,760
We can fill the roads of the country
with this car.

634
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:25,300
It'll climb hills, cross rivers, and
rattle its way around the world.

635
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:26,960
Did you say rattle?

636
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,460
That's it.

637
00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:32,830
All right, J.E., this is our chance.
That's a pure gamble. I don't think we

638
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:36,330
can afford to invest so much money.
Okay, if you don't want to invest in it,

639
00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:39,630
I do. Let me see those blueprints, Mr.
Coyne. Spread them right out.

640
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:44,110
Smoldering hate long existent between
Serbia and Austria was fanned to a new

641
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:48,930
flame. The assassins shot the heir
presumptive to the Austrian throne after

642
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:53,690
an earlier bomb... after an earlier
bombing attempt had failed.

643
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:55,750
Well, I don't see what that's got to do
with us.

644
00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:57,010
You don't, huh?

645
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,360
A man alive, that is probably the most
important piece in the newspaper that

646
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,660
you've ever read in your entire life.
There's going to be a war, and this

647
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,900
shooting here is what's going to set off
the whole powder mine.

648
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,700
So you're now a student of foreign
affairs, are you?

649
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,160
Student, nothing, I'm a graduate. I'm
telling you, they're all going to start

650
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,420
fighting, and there's going to be the
biggest demand for trucks that you ever

651
00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:22,080
heard of. A truck war, eh? Why, we don't
make trucks. Well, that's just it.

652
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,598
Consolidated does.

653
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,320
Now, this fellow Holmes has offered us
10% of their stock in a merger.

654
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,720
must be him now again.

655
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,460
Good evening, Mr. Holmes.

656
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,820
I'm Mrs. Gimlet.

657
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,040
Charming. I had no idea I'd meet so
delightful a lady.

658
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,960
That's very kind of you.

659
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:41,060
I do hope you won't let them talk
business all evening.

660
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:45,180
Business? I couldn't keep my mind on
business with you here. Hello, Holmes.

661
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,240
Glad to see you again.

662
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,660
Am I late? I was detained by longest in
telephone. Ah, it's okay, as long as the

663
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:50,660
dinner ain't burned.

664
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,660
Oh, uh, meet my son-in-law, Mr. Gimlet.

665
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,320
Hi. How do you do? Mr.

666
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,780
Cord. How do you do? Mr. Cord. Say,
haven't I seen you someplace before?

667
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,000
Your face looks kind of familiar.

668
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:06,640
Well, it's possible I could have
forgotten you, but I never could have

669
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,840
forgotten your charming wife.

670
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,380
Let's go into dinner, shall we?

671
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,640
You know, Mr. Holmes, I've been... Well,
Mr. Holmes, you've offered us 10% of

672
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,620
Consolidated for our Cord Gimlet plant.

673
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,840
And that's as far as I can go. Mm-hmm.
All right, I'll make you a counteroffer.

674
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:24,640
I'll offer you half of our stock for 50%
of your truck business.

675
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,120
Trucks? That's what I said, trucks.

676
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,180
Well, aren't you giving yourself the
worst of the deal? Oh, Mr. Holmes.

677
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,400
My husband is really a dreadful man.

678
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:35,680
Once he makes up his mind, nothing can
change him. He just knows it all.

679
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Don't you, darling?

680
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,180
Huh?

681
00:41:39,609 --> 00:41:40,529
Pretty nearly.

682
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:43,710
Why, Joe, you're out of your mind.
There's no future in trucks.

683
00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:46,150
Nobody's making them. Oh, yes, we're
making a few.

684
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,650
Well, Mr. Holmes, what do you say?

685
00:41:53,890 --> 00:41:56,010
Well, Mr. Gunther, frankly, I'm more
than willing.

686
00:41:56,630 --> 00:41:58,870
Would you mind telling me why you want
this sort of deal?

687
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:02,870
Well, all I can say at this time is that
I have faith in the future of trucks.

688
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:04,670
I think they'll be in great demand.

689
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,950
Boy, and how.

690
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,040
When I look at you men out there, ready
to take the field in this great struggle

691
00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:00,780
to save the world for democracy, my
heart beats high. You are faring forth

692
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:06,040
upon a mission that will earn the
undying gratitude of the nation. And

693
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:13,010
last but not least, a man who was born
and raised... In this very town, a man

694
00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:18,710
well known to many of you and who has
come back to bid you all goodbye, Mr.

695
00:43:18,890 --> 00:43:19,890
Joseph Gimlet.

696
00:43:24,290 --> 00:43:25,290
Gee,

697
00:43:31,330 --> 00:43:37,270
fellas, I wish I was going with you, but
I guess it ain't in the cards.

698
00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:45,210
I've been listening to these orators
standing up here telling you about the

699
00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,690
glories of fighting for democracy.

700
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:50,830
It made me feel a little sad.

701
00:43:52,470 --> 00:43:59,030
It's all right to talk about glories,
but what you're going to find is mud and

702
00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:04,610
more mud and cooties and lots of other
things that ain't so nice.

703
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:08,730
You're going to cross the seas, and
you're going to go charging through

704
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:13,190
barbed wire and muck and weeds, and
you're going to chase those heinies out

705
00:44:13,190 --> 00:44:14,190
of gas.

706
00:44:14,490 --> 00:44:16,110
Then you're coming back here.

707
00:44:18,550 --> 00:44:19,550
Most of you.

708
00:44:20,170 --> 00:44:25,910
And when you do, maybe you won't find so
much cheering and band playing.

709
00:44:26,510 --> 00:44:30,670
And maybe you'll have just a little
trouble finding a job.

710
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,390
I ain't saying, but maybe.

711
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,380
So I tell you what I'm going to do.

712
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:42,620
I've made a lot of money selling trucks
to the Army.

713
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,520
I'm going to give it to you.

714
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,220
I'm going to put one million Somalians
in the Corliss National Bank so that

715
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:53,700
when you come back, every enlisted man
here, yes,

716
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:59,880
and the officers too, can walk up to
that cashier's window and draw out 200

717
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:05,020
bucks for himself, whether he's got a
job or not. And I don't...

718
00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:22,630
Does that look like me?

719
00:45:23,730 --> 00:45:24,910
Unfortunately, it does.

720
00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:28,290
Wish I had my silk hat on.

721
00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,690
I wouldn't have married you if I'd known
you were going to be so crazy.

722
00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:34,550
Well, wait a minute. Let me ask you
something.

723
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:39,880
Just whose money is this? It's just as
much mine as yours, more so. And you've

724
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,360
no right to give it away to common
soldiers.

725
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,720
So listen, you haven't got any kick
coming. I've handed out $100 bills to

726
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,720
you as if they were nickels. Where would
you have been if my father hadn't taken

727
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:48,720
you into partnership?

728
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:52,140
And he only did it because I persuaded
him to. You've got plenty tucked away

729
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,140
for yourself, and why?

730
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,980
Because I gave it to you, that's why.

731
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:58,420
But I've got to provide for a lot of
guys that are going to be up against it

732
00:45:58,420 --> 00:45:59,540
when all this cheering's over.

733
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,960
If there were more people that felt the
way I do, I'm... Ah, the two lovebirds.

734
00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:06,000
Hey, you better hurry, Gimlet.

735
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,380
We just have time to catch that train to
New York. You want it on the phone, Joe.

736
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:13,020
Here, you can take it in here. I ain't
got time, Pop. Yes, but Washington

737
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,920
called me. I don't know anybody in
Washington. Find out who it is. But it's

738
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,920
the White House.

739
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,580
The President's secretary, he says. Mr.
Tumulty.

740
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,880
Not Joseph P. Tumulty.

741
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:28,700
Hello.

742
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,040
Yes, this is me.

743
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,600
Yes, sir.

744
00:46:33,950 --> 00:46:34,950
Yes, sir?

745
00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:38,770
The president wants to see me?

746
00:46:41,310 --> 00:46:42,310
Are you sure?

747
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:44,750
Yes, sir.

748
00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:46,610
Yes, sir?

749
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,210
Yes, sir, I'll shake a leg.

750
00:46:49,930 --> 00:46:51,070
What do you know about that?

751
00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:55,750
President Wilson is hollering for me.
He's heard what I've done. That's

752
00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:59,210
marvelous. There's a train leaving
direct for Washington in 20 minutes.

753
00:46:59,899 --> 00:47:00,899
Okay, let's go.

754
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,320
Oh, so long, Pop.

755
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,680
Thanks for your hospitality.

756
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,038
You coming, baby?

757
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,380
I don't see why I should. The president
didn't ask to see me.

758
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,660
I'll see that Mrs. Gimler gets to New
York safely.

759
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,198
Oh, yeah?

760
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Well, you better hurry now, Joe. Yes,
I'm afraid you'll miss your train if you

761
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,040
don't. I'm not missing a thing.

762
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,320
Goodbye, darling.

763
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,300
Goodbye. Oh, aren't you going to kiss
me?

764
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,440
All I got to say to you, baby, is watch
your step.

765
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,620
And what's more, Mr. President, those
submarines are just a lot of hooey.

766
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:42,000
Don't let them get your goat because
you're not going to lose one single man

767
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
getting them overseas.

768
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,500
But you got to look out when this war is
over.

769
00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:48,140
Don't let them talk you into going over
there yourself.

770
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,240
That's not so hot.

771
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,000
Mr. Gimlet, you're a tonic. You inspire
me with confidence.

772
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,200
I feel that you have the gift of vision.

773
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,200
Vision is my middle name, Mr. President.
I know what I'm talking about because I

774
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,440
can see what's coming.

775
00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:02,760
But take a tip from me.

776
00:48:03,230 --> 00:48:07,230
Don't let those guys get into you for
too much money. Thank you for coming,

777
00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:08,009
Mr. Gimlet.

778
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:11,470
I wanted to see the man capable of such
a superb gesture.

779
00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:14,570
You set the example to other captains of
industry.

780
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:16,930
Hold yourself in readiness, sir.

781
00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:19,830
I may call on you to do something big in
this war.

782
00:48:20,170 --> 00:48:22,270
They can't come too big for me, Mr.
President.

783
00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:24,190
Good day.

784
00:50:09,850 --> 00:50:11,130
You startled me so.

785
00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:13,650
Well, what's the matter?

786
00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:15,210
You look so queer.

787
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,770
So you've been two-timing me, huh?

788
00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:20,890
Well, what are you talking about?
Listen, baby, I'm no Ted Wright. I know

789
00:50:20,890 --> 00:50:21,950
what I've been made a sucker of.

790
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,610
Well, I've been talking to the President
of the United States. What have you been

791
00:50:24,610 --> 00:50:28,130
doing? Don't be ridiculous. You know
I... Don't tell me I know. Trying to put

792
00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,130
one over on me, huh?

793
00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,770
Well, Joe, I really think you've gone
crazy.

794
00:50:32,090 --> 00:50:33,770
Yeah? Well, laugh this one off.

795
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,520
Well, it's your own fault. You've
neglected me. Running around making

796
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,220
speeches, interested in nothing but
making money. Well, who's been spending

797
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:44,540
the money? Who wears the diamonds and
the rubies? Who's got three servants?

798
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,620
Just a massage, you're alone.

799
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,040
This is my reward.

800
00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:48,140
I get two times.

801
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,380
Okay, baby.

802
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,740
Get up and start packing.

803
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,460
You're leaving.

804
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,220
What are you doing?

805
00:50:57,340 --> 00:50:58,340
Get me my lawyer.

806
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,900
What do you want a lawyer for?

807
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,680
I want to get a divorce.

808
00:51:02,690 --> 00:51:04,250
Well, go ahead, get your divorce.

809
00:51:04,570 --> 00:51:08,150
I'll not contest it. I'm sick of being
married to a vulgar nobody with a lot of

810
00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:11,810
dumb luck. Hello, this is Joe Gimlet. I
want to speak to my lawyer, please.

811
00:51:12,430 --> 00:51:15,210
Excuse me, Mr. Gimlet, but some
gentlemen want to see you. I haven't got

812
00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:17,730
time. I said I want to speak to my
lawyer, please. They're from all the

813
00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:19,210
newspapers, a whole house full.

814
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,110
Newspaper, ma'am?

815
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,450
Well, I guess I better see.

816
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:34,030
from the press, Mr. Gimlet. We just got
word the president has appointed you

817
00:51:34,030 --> 00:51:36,390
head of the War Industries Board with
unlimited powers.

818
00:51:36,630 --> 00:51:37,529
Who, me?

819
00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:38,328
Yes, sir.

820
00:51:38,330 --> 00:51:39,370
Holy socks.

821
00:51:39,850 --> 00:51:41,390
We'd like a statement, Mr. Gimlet. Well,

822
00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:47,810
I don't know what to say at this time
except that I can save the president a

823
00:51:47,810 --> 00:51:48,990
lot of trouble. I see.

824
00:51:49,230 --> 00:51:52,750
Is there anything else, Mr. Gimlet? No,
that's all I have to say at this time,

825
00:51:52,850 --> 00:51:56,810
boys. Just keep in touch with me.
Thanks, Mr. Gimlet. Oh, is it anything

826
00:51:56,810 --> 00:51:57,950
important, darling?

827
00:51:58,390 --> 00:51:59,328
Why, yeah.

828
00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:02,830
I've just been appointed head of the War
Industries Board. What? Oh.

829
00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:05,690
Won't you pose for us, Mrs. Gimlet? Oh,
I'd love to.

830
00:52:06,610 --> 00:52:09,650
The new War Board chief and his wife.

831
00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:12,689
That's all right.

832
00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:13,810
Now, that's going to be fine.

833
00:52:14,070 --> 00:52:15,630
Now, let's see. Oh, pardon me, Mr.
Gimlet.

834
00:52:16,010 --> 00:52:17,010
You won't need this.

835
00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:17,948
Thank you.

836
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:19,490
Would you take his arm, please, Mrs.
Gimlet?

837
00:52:19,690 --> 00:52:21,790
The other hand on here. Now, this has to
be a good one.

838
00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:25,170
That's right. Now, look pleasant. Now,
let's see. That's fine. Just a moment,

839
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:26,210
boys, please.

840
00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:27,850
Smile, Mr. Gimlet.

841
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:32,080
Smile. So the country will see how
optimistic you are. That's right. Oh,

842
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,920
come, come, come. Make it big, big.

843
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,480
Look happy.

844
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:36,920
Hold it.

845
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,320
Still.

846
00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,420
Thank you, Mr. Gimmons.

847
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,500
Thank you very much, Mr. Gimmons.

848
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Goodbye. Bye.

849
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,120
Go on, get back in bed.

850
00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:54,900
Why? The divorce is off. Never mind that
packing.

851
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,560
You think you can come in here and
change your mind whenever you like, huh?

852
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,730
Well, you can't dictate to me. Oh, shut
up. I forgive you.

853
00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:03,890
I don't want your forgiveness.

854
00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:07,450
Well, you got to take it. I can't afford
any scandal. I'm the man of the hour

855
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:09,610
now. You want to upset the whole war?

856
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:14,410
What do I care about the old war? Oh, go
on. Get back in bed, will you?

857
00:53:14,730 --> 00:53:16,110
We got to be patriotic.

858
00:53:22,070 --> 00:53:24,970
Take a memorandum on the shipping board.
Stop building those wooden ships. You're

859
00:53:24,970 --> 00:53:25,970
never going to use them.

860
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:27,430
Memorandum of Senator Wampler.

861
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,020
Your memo on moral conditions in the AEF
received.

862
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:33,420
How about moral conditions in the
Senate? Yours sincerely, Joseph Gimlet.

863
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,780
Urgent. From the French ambassador.

864
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:40,140
Tell him bonjour. I'll see him tomorrow.
Au revoir. The White House is on the

865
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:41,480
phone, Mr. Gimlet. All right.

866
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,160
Hello? How are you, Chief?

867
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,560
Yes, sir.

868
00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,920
I'm sure they're kicking because they're
all profiteers.

869
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,520
I know what I'm doing, Mr. President.
You leave it all to me and I'll win the

870
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,499
war for you.

871
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,500
All right.

872
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,420
You mean to say you're not dressed yet?

873
00:53:57,770 --> 00:53:59,710
We have to be at General Sutherland's
dinner at seven.

874
00:53:59,930 --> 00:54:02,190
Oh, tell the general I can't make it.
I'm too busy.

875
00:54:02,470 --> 00:54:04,530
You love to pretend you're important,
don't you?

876
00:54:04,930 --> 00:54:07,810
Pretend, huh? Listen, there's a lot of
big aides in Washington that know

877
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:10,710
whether I'm important or not. A little
shrimp pretending he's a great big

878
00:54:10,710 --> 00:54:12,830
whale, putting on airs and ordering
everybody around.

879
00:54:13,110 --> 00:54:15,910
Well, you can't order me in. What's
more, I wish I never married you. I wish

880
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,010
you had your wish.

881
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:20,350
The senatorial committee is waiting for
you, Mr. Gimlet. Oh, okay.

882
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,050
Now, you see, you've been holding me up.

883
00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:33,130
Any more money unless they put up
security.

884
00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:37,270
That's treason, Gimlet. Well, I know
what's going to happen, and you don't.

885
00:54:37,270 --> 00:54:38,450
Ah, this is nonsense.

886
00:54:38,730 --> 00:54:43,850
You can't throw me out. The president
put me here, and he's the only one who

887
00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:44,850
can put me out.

888
00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:48,110
I've just come from the White House.

889
00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:50,030
Read that.

890
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,840
Can you beat that?

891
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,840
Fired.

892
00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:22,260
Well,

893
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:28,900
they fired you, didn't they?

894
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:30,220
How did you know?

895
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,480
Everybody knows. Send a paper.

896
00:55:32,890 --> 00:55:35,370
That shows you how they run in this
government. They print it before they

897
00:55:35,370 --> 00:55:38,030
even tell you about it. I told you you
were making a fool of yourself. Now, I

898
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:41,590
hope you're satisfied disgracing me in
public like this. That's all right. This

899
00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:44,110
war will be over in a few weeks, and
they'll know that I was right.

900
00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:47,690
Oh, so now you're going to end the war
in a few weeks. Well, that's just about

901
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:50,350
as crazy as all the other things you've
been saying. Well, I don't remember the

902
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:52,750
exact date, that's all, but it's going
to be pretty soon. Then they'll

903
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:53,749
appreciate me.

904
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:57,650
They'll be giving me luncheons and
dinners and banquets. Yeah, banquets.

905
00:55:57,660 --> 00:56:00,140
Some of the biggest men in this country
will be making speeches about me.

906
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:01,680
They'll parade me up Broadway.

907
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:02,960
They'll give me medals.

908
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,980
They might even give me the keys to the
city. Yes, they might even put you in

909
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:06,718
the bug house.

910
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:07,720
They might.

911
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,780
The ship of state has come safe through
every storm.

912
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:25,580
And from now on, our slogan is...

913
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,120
to normalcy. Never has the American
people seen such plenty.

914
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:34,940
Peace and prosperity beyond the fondest
dreams of men.

915
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:42,040
Now that the great engineer is in the
White House, you shall see two cars in

916
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,100
every garage, two chickens in every
dinner pail.

917
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,900
You ought to know that a banker can't
wear anything as young as that. Oh,

918
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,920
slowly, sir.

919
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,420
Good morning, honey.

920
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,320
Hmm, I thought you'd gone out.

921
00:56:57,390 --> 00:56:58,430
I want to ask you something important.

922
00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:00,370
I'm going to get snappy. I've got to get
to the bank.

923
00:57:00,590 --> 00:57:03,470
Oh, here, darling, let me help you. Men
are so clumsy.

924
00:57:03,810 --> 00:57:05,830
My big banker must look neat and tidy.

925
00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:07,109
Mm-hmm.

926
00:57:07,110 --> 00:57:08,110
What's on your mind?

927
00:57:08,630 --> 00:57:11,370
Spill it. Now, don't be all tempered,
dear. Well, I'm in a hurry.

928
00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:14,930
I have a wonderful tip on the market.
Oh, lay off.

929
00:57:15,210 --> 00:57:17,970
But it's so silly, Joe, to put all our
money in a trust fund when we could make

930
00:57:17,970 --> 00:57:21,570
millions. Oh, those tips are a lot of
hooey. But this is a sure thing. There's

931
00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:23,850
not a chance to lose. Mm-hmm. Who says
so?

932
00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:25,430
Colonel Holmes. Oh, yes.

933
00:57:26,030 --> 00:57:27,170
Well, he has inside information.

934
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:31,240
Sure, he knows everything, doesn't he?
But he doesn't know there's a crash

935
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,240
coming, and I do.

936
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,160
I should think you'd stop predicting
things after making such a fool of

937
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,500
yourself in the war. Well, I said when
it would end, didn't I? You also said

938
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:41,420
they'd give you dinners and receptions.
They'd parade you up Broadway and give

939
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:42,420
you the keys to the city.

940
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,260
Well, they didn't appreciate me. That's
always the way with the prophet in his

941
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:46,019
own country.

942
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:49,280
But they did appreciate Colonel Holmes,
didn't they? He had plenty of dinners

943
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,660
and receptions. Because you deigned to
make a hero out of him for handing out a

944
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:53,820
couple of donuts. That's why.

945
00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:56,220
You think he won the war all by himself?

946
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,210
Justin? He's a national figure, knows
everybody that counts.

947
00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:01,930
When he gives you a tip, you ought to
have sense enough to appreciate it. Oh,

948
00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:03,170
tips, my eye.

949
00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:06,350
I tell you, the whole world's going to
be ruined. They're all going bust.

950
00:58:06,990 --> 00:58:08,550
No stocks for us, baby.

951
00:58:08,810 --> 00:58:12,650
Our dough stays in that good little old
trust fund. Oh, ever since you gave up

952
00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:14,630
the motor business and went into
banking, you've been impossible.

953
00:58:15,070 --> 00:58:16,070
You're such a fool.

954
00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:42,550
Box of memos.

955
00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:45,030
Keep your shirt on.

956
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:52,250
Here's your camo. Thanks, Ted. I'll see
you later.

957
00:58:52,530 --> 00:58:53,970
Yeah, now, what was it you wanted?

958
00:58:54,270 --> 00:58:55,470
Box of memos.

959
00:58:57,810 --> 00:59:00,710
Well, I'll be gee willikers.

960
00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:02,170
Ted Wright.

961
00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:03,408
What's that?

962
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:04,470
Don't you know me?

963
00:59:04,690 --> 00:59:05,890
Take a good look.

964
00:59:06,550 --> 00:59:09,110
Not Joe Gimlet. In person.

965
00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:10,870
Well, one of your...

966
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,100
I hear you're doing some big things,
making lots of dough.

967
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:29,020
Oh, that... How's Mary?

968
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,280
Oh, pretty good.

969
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,380
Say, you, you live around here, don't
you? Yeah.

970
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,080
You got a little dump upstairs, huh?

971
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,440
Yeah.

972
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,480
Well, say, how do you know that?

973
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:46,280
Oh, I... Oh, well, you gotta know
everything in my racket.

974
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,880
Gosh, I wish we could get together for a
little reunion.

975
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:54,530
Just the three of us. Hey, there's an
idea.

976
00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,030
Mary's getting dinner ready.

977
00:59:56,530 --> 00:59:58,010
Will she be surprised?

978
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,250
Come on.

979
01:00:02,410 --> 01:00:03,410
Well, this is the duck.

980
01:00:03,650 --> 01:00:05,410
I suppose it looks like a fish trap to
you.

981
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:10,450
Gee, I feel more at home here than any
place I've been in a long time. Yeah,

982
01:00:10,470 --> 01:00:13,050
well, never mind the taffy. Make
yourself at home. I'll dig out the

983
01:00:13,050 --> 01:00:14,050
missus. Hey, Mary!

984
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,940
Oh, Gimlet, as if you didn't know.

985
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,240
Hello, Mary.

986
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,500
How are you?

987
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:29,800
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gimlet.

988
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,100
No harm done.

989
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:35,560
I've changed a little, I guess. Go on, I
recognized him in a minute, didn't I,

990
01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:36,620
Joe? I'll say.

991
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,040
Well, what do you got to eat? Corned
beef and cabbage.

992
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,439
Oh.

993
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,580
Oh, but I'll run out and get something
else. Oh, no, no, nothing doing.

994
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,780
This is a reunion.

995
01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:46,980
The eats are on me.

996
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:49,940
Let's all go to a hotel where we can be
alone.

997
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,730
Just... Just the three of us. Well, we
haven't been out of this dump in ages.

998
01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:57,150
It won't take us a minute to change our
clothes. Oh, no, Ted.

999
01:00:57,410 --> 01:00:59,470
I haven't anything decent to wear. Let's
eat here.

1000
01:00:59,710 --> 01:01:03,610
Eat here? Is that a nice way to treat
Joe after all these years? Well, you'll

1001
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:07,530
understand. Oh, sure I will. Anyway,
you'd look good to me no matter what you

1002
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:08,710
had on. There, you see?

1003
01:01:09,110 --> 01:01:10,810
I'll clean up and change. Be right back.

1004
01:01:12,950 --> 01:01:15,430
Well, I'll have to put these things away
now.

1005
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:22,450
Fifteen years, ain't it?

1006
01:01:23,190 --> 01:01:24,190
Yep.

1007
01:01:24,690 --> 01:01:25,930
I ain't forgotten you.

1008
01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:27,730
Not for a minute.

1009
01:01:28,030 --> 01:01:30,110
Oh, please, Mr. Gimlin.

1010
01:01:30,630 --> 01:01:33,050
Do I have to remind you my name is Joe?

1011
01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:38,390
Gee, this is a sweet place you got here.

1012
01:01:39,390 --> 01:01:41,270
I used to live in a place like this.

1013
01:01:41,790 --> 01:01:42,930
I'm glad you like it.

1014
01:01:43,270 --> 01:01:44,270
Like it?

1015
01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:45,630
You want to know something?

1016
01:01:46,330 --> 01:01:49,550
I got four houses. Big ones. Glass
doors.

1017
01:01:50,070 --> 01:01:52,050
Enough marble in them to furnish a
cemetery.

1018
01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:54,350
Servants that look like ushers.

1019
01:01:55,130 --> 01:01:58,470
I'd trade them all in for a place like
this. Oh.

1020
01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:02,330
Listen, Mary.

1021
01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:04,870
Tell me something.

1022
01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:06,209
Honest now.

1023
01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:07,210
No stalling.

1024
01:02:07,810 --> 01:02:08,810
What is it?

1025
01:02:10,470 --> 01:02:11,470
Are you happy?

1026
01:02:12,470 --> 01:02:13,750
Why, yes, of course.

1027
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:17,400
Oh. No, don't say it like that.

1028
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:20,060
Well, I'm happy.

1029
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:23,560
Oh, can't you smile when you say it?

1030
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,640
Can't you look like you used to? Come
on, baby, let's get going. I'm hungry.

1031
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,500
I won't be long.

1032
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,200
I hope you won't be ashamed of me.

1033
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,940
Not a chance.

1034
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:36,520
That's women for you, Joe.

1035
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:39,520
No matter how many clothes you buy them,
they never get anything to wear.

1036
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,240
Say, Ted.

1037
01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:45,260
Yeah? Seeing you and Mary together like
this...

1038
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,340
Makes me kind of want to do something
for you.

1039
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,040
Nothing's stopping you.

1040
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,440
How much money you got saved up?

1041
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,060
About 4,000 bucks. Why?

1042
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:00,340
Why don't you let me invest it for you?
I could turn that into about 20 grand in

1043
01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:01,340
a few months.

1044
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:02,540
20 grand?

1045
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,080
Would you like that?

1046
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,880
What do you mean, would I like it? Oh,
it's great.

1047
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:09,460
Uh-oh.

1048
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,100
I'll have to consult Mary.

1049
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,740
You see, we can't draw without mutual
consent.

1050
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,560
I'll ask her anyway. Oh, no.

1051
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,300
No, don't ask her.

1052
01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,220
She won't agree to it.

1053
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,480
How do you know? Well, I know she won't.

1054
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,360
Well, because... Well, you know how
women are. They don't like to take

1055
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,820
chances. Well, what chance would we be
taking with you?

1056
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:35,920
Well, none, but she wouldn't do it even
if I'd guarantee it. You leave it to me.

1057
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:37,138
Say, Mary.

1058
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:39,180
What is it, Ted? I'm not dressed yet.

1059
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,640
Joe just made us a swell proposition.

1060
01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:47,870
He wants us to give him the $4,000 that
we got saved up, and he'll turn it into

1061
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,250
$20,000 in a few months.

1062
01:03:49,790 --> 01:03:50,790
What?

1063
01:03:50,970 --> 01:03:52,890
It's just a suggestion. You don't have
to do it.

1064
01:03:53,790 --> 01:03:55,390
But I think it's marvelous.

1065
01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:59,070
Oh, Joe, you're the sweetest thing in
the world.

1066
01:03:59,770 --> 01:04:01,410
I won't be a minute. I'll be right out.

1067
01:04:05,290 --> 01:04:06,750
I thought you knew a woman.

1068
01:04:07,850 --> 01:04:11,410
Well, that ain't the way she used to be.

1069
01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:13,250
Huh?

1070
01:04:20,170 --> 01:04:21,470
What are you nervous about, Mary?

1071
01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:23,950
Oh, I guess I just don't feel right in
this crowd.

1072
01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:26,030
Oh, you'll get used to them.

1073
01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:32,350
Ted seems to be doing pretty good.

1074
01:04:32,790 --> 01:04:34,490
Yes, I never saw him drink so much.

1075
01:04:34,690 --> 01:04:36,870
He's just having a great time like
everybody else.

1076
01:04:37,190 --> 01:04:38,670
They don't know what's going to happen
to him.

1077
01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:42,190
I've been warning them about the crash,
but they just laugh at me.

1078
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:44,450
They'll wake up some morning with a
bang.

1079
01:04:45,390 --> 01:04:49,110
I'll do anything you say, Barney. I can
hardly wait to see my broker.

1080
01:04:50,410 --> 01:04:54,170
My dear, I'm letting you in on a sure
thing because I like you.

1081
01:04:54,430 --> 01:04:55,430
Sweet of you.

1082
01:04:55,610 --> 01:04:58,250
I knew Gimlet when he didn't have a
beam.

1083
01:04:58,530 --> 01:04:59,670
You don't say.

1084
01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:04,190
Now he's investing my money for me. Of
course you should have a yacht. What do

1085
01:05:04,190 --> 01:05:07,090
you care what your yacht is? After all,
you have plenty of money now.

1086
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:10,550
There's Joe now. I don't want him to
know. He thinks I'm putting everything

1087
01:05:10,550 --> 01:05:11,690
into a trust fund.

1088
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:22,100
I present Colonel Holmes. How do you do?
How do you do? An old friend of mine can

1089
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:23,580
call us. I'm showing her around.

1090
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,600
She might like the view from the roof.

1091
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,040
That's where I'm taking her.

1092
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,160
You still think that things are going to
crash, Joe?

1093
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:30,880
And how?

1094
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,380
You've been saying that for the last
eight months. Well, that's because I

1095
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,900
don't remember the date. I know it's
around this time somewhere.

1096
01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:38,120
Come on, Dave. I'm thirsty.

1097
01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:39,580
Coming.

1098
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:42,660
I knew I shouldn't have come. I didn't
want to.

1099
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:44,240
What's the matter now?

1100
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,600
Did you see the way she looked at my
dress?

1101
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:48,580
Oh, don't pay attention to her.

1102
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,920
You look swell.

1103
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:56,060
Are you looking for your wife, Mr.
Wright? No, she's with Joe. He's showing

1104
01:05:56,060 --> 01:05:56,879
her around.

1105
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,200
Yes, they've gone out on the roof.

1106
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,520
The lady's husband.

1107
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,680
Oh, it's beautiful, Joe.

1108
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,960
To be up so high where you can always
see the stars and everything.

1109
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,680
It's grand.

1110
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,540
That bunch in there don't care much
about the stars.

1111
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:12,940
Unless there's three stars.

1112
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,580
You ought to be very happy with all
this.

1113
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:17,040
Money don't bring you happiness.

1114
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,200
You said that a long time ago.

1115
01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,780
You were right.

1116
01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:26,800
Don't get any of the things you want.

1117
01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:28,520
What more could you want?

1118
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,780
Plenty.

1119
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:33,360
Gosh, if I had it all to do over again.

1120
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,380
I'd stick to what I had.

1121
01:06:54,380 --> 01:07:01,280
What's the matter,

1122
01:07:01,340 --> 01:07:02,340
Joe?

1123
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:09,080
Who was crazy when they said there's
going to be trouble, huh? Well, what is

1124
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:13,550
it? Nothing, nothing. Not a thing. Just
a little stock market crash, that's all.

1125
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,590
Been trying to tell you about it for
eight months.

1126
01:07:16,550 --> 01:07:18,050
Who's the wise guy now?

1127
01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:19,430
Let me see.

1128
01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:23,130
October the 23rd, 1929.

1129
01:07:23,450 --> 01:07:24,990
I'll remember that date this time.

1130
01:07:25,490 --> 01:07:27,010
Meridian, 4-1-2-1, quickly.

1131
01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:29,390
What are you doing?

1132
01:07:29,470 --> 01:07:30,470
I want my brokers.

1133
01:07:32,290 --> 01:07:34,950
Hello? Will you get me Mr. Stone
immediately?

1134
01:07:35,330 --> 01:07:37,550
What's all this about? You haven't got
any stock.

1135
01:07:37,770 --> 01:07:38,990
Oh, haven't I? Hello?

1136
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,680
This is Mrs. Gimlet. What's happened?

1137
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,300
Well,

1138
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,360
don't you think I'd better sell?

1139
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000
At the market?

1140
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:51,600
Well, what would that be?

1141
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,960
No buyers?

1142
01:07:54,340 --> 01:07:56,080
When did you get any brokers?

1143
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,440
You didn't tell me. He said he must have
more margin.

1144
01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:04,840
Tell him to sell for whatever he can
get. I told you not to monkey with that

1145
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:08,900
market. But, Joe, everything we have is
there. You've got to protect it.

1146
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,819
Not that money I gave you to put in the
trust fund.

1147
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:20,380
We haven't any trust fund. I've been
putting the money in stocks because I

1148
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:21,399
thought you were such a fool.

1149
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:25,380
Gosh.

1150
01:08:26,859 --> 01:08:29,340
And I thought that was all salted away.

1151
01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:30,660
Well, what are we going to do?

1152
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,500
I should have known better to have
trusted you.

1153
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,399
He's waiting. He wants more margin
immediately.

1154
01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:45,060
Tell him we ain't got no more.

1155
01:08:48,979 --> 01:08:50,220
I'll call you back later.

1156
01:08:52,620 --> 01:08:54,760
Now we're ruined, not a bean.

1157
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,859
I should have known you'd cheat me and
that, like everything else.

1158
01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:02,720
It was all Colonel Holmes' fault. At
first, he thought it'd be a good joke on

1159
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,939
you, and then I began making all that
money, and I thought... Sure, Colonel

1160
01:09:05,939 --> 01:09:10,180
Holmes. You always listen to him. What I
told you didn't mean a thing.

1161
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:13,710
I forgave you when you two-timed me
because my country needed me. I was on

1162
01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:14,710
the spot.

1163
01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,550
But I ain't gonna forgive you this.

1164
01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:19,729
Oh, Joe, you can make lots more money.
Sure, that's easy.

1165
01:09:20,109 --> 01:09:22,430
But I learned you're gonna have
something else to go with it. That's

1166
01:09:22,430 --> 01:09:23,670
what I can't forgive you for.

1167
01:09:25,189 --> 01:09:28,109
You've taken something from me that I
can't do without.

1168
01:09:29,270 --> 01:09:30,750
My self-respect.

1169
01:09:32,470 --> 01:09:35,010
Now we are washed up for good.

1170
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:37,950
And I never want to see you again.

1171
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,300
Do you understand that perfectly?

1172
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,080
Never!

1173
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,380
I can't give you that information, Mr.
Gimlet.

1174
01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:12,000
You'll have to wait till Mullins gets
back from Washington.

1175
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,560
Well, here he is now.

1176
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,380
What's the news from Washington,
Mullins? It's bad. Very bad.

1177
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:21,360
I would have telephoned you, but I was
afraid to trust the information to the

1178
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,800
wires. Go ahead. Spill it. This bank
holiday is going to last longer than we

1179
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,560
thought. Oh, my.

1180
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:28,420
I like holidays.

1181
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:29,780
Well, you won't like this one.

1182
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,940
The administration is going to check up
on every bank in the country.

1183
01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:35,760
What's the matter with that? There's
nothing wrong with this bank.

1184
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:49,800
Well, you fellas haven't been up to
anything wrong, have you?

1185
01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:52,740
No, of course not. There's nothing
actually wrong.

1186
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,180
That sounds kind of bad.

1187
01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:57,180
You're responsible just as much as we
are.

1188
01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:58,179
Who, me?

1189
01:10:58,180 --> 01:10:59,179
You're the president.

1190
01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:00,740
You can't shirk your responsibilities.

1191
01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:02,140
Who's shirking?

1192
01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:04,620
There's any shortage, I'm willing to pay
my share.

1193
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,920
Well, it isn't a question of paying.

1194
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:09,120
The administration is going to hold one
of us.

1195
01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:10,350
Criminally responsible.

1196
01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:13,770
And you'll have to take your chances
with the rest of us. Now, one of us will

1197
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:14,770
have to take the rap.

1198
01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:15,970
There's no doubt of that.

1199
01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:17,250
Yeah, but which one?

1200
01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:18,350
Oh, I don't know.

1201
01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:21,710
You have an uncanny vision about
everything else. Perhaps you can see

1202
01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:22,710
this, too.

1203
01:11:23,210 --> 01:11:25,370
Which one of us is going to take it?
Uh-huh.

1204
01:11:25,950 --> 01:11:29,890
Oh, you want to know which one of you is
going to be the goat, huh? Yeah, I never

1205
01:11:29,890 --> 01:11:30,970
thought of that.

1206
01:11:31,270 --> 01:11:32,530
Sure, I can tell you.

1207
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:02,700
Holy socks.

1208
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,460
Look. What's that?

1209
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,420
Mark six.

1210
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,960
Well, that's as far as I go.

1211
01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:12,760
It's the end of the line.

1212
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,180
I don't know anymore. I don't know
what's going to happen after that.

1213
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:19,220
That's when I quit.

1214
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,920
But I don't need any vision to know
what's going to happen to me.

1215
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,800
I've been the front for this bank.

1216
01:12:29,390 --> 01:12:31,250
My name's down as president.

1217
01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:34,030
That's who's gonna be the goat, isn't
it?

1218
01:12:34,390 --> 01:12:38,610
Me! Well, you're crazy if you think I'm
gonna be the patsy. Oh, no, nothing

1219
01:12:38,610 --> 01:12:40,190
doing. I resign.

1220
01:12:40,770 --> 01:12:42,470
I ain't gonna take the rap for anybody.

1221
01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:43,910
Not me.

1222
01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:46,790
Not Joe Gimlet. Oh, no, they'll never
get me.

1223
01:12:47,090 --> 01:12:48,090
I resign!

1224
01:13:06,060 --> 01:13:07,060
Where's Ted?

1225
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:08,960
He's in the shop. Why?

1226
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,560
You gotta step on it and pack. You're
going with me.

1227
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:14,820
Is there anything wrong?

1228
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,620
Plenty. Some of those babies down at the
bank have been tapping the till and they

1229
01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:18,980
think I'm gonna take the rap, but not
me.

1230
01:13:19,530 --> 01:13:21,970
Come on, Mary. I've got a car waiting
downstairs and a boat sailing at

1231
01:13:21,970 --> 01:13:23,710
midnight. We'll be out of here before
they can get me.

1232
01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:27,090
Oh, Joe, you're all excited and you look
sick. Maybe if you sit down for a while

1233
01:13:27,090 --> 01:13:29,690
and I'll get you something. Oh, it's
true what I'm telling you.

1234
01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:32,490
I've got to get out of here quick and I
want you to go with me. You won't need

1235
01:13:32,490 --> 01:13:34,950
much. Just a couple of dresses or
something. I've got a pocket full of

1236
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:36,990
dough. You can buy anything you need
after we get there. Where are you going?

1237
01:13:38,070 --> 01:13:40,970
Athens. They can never get me in Athens.
I remember that much.

1238
01:13:41,490 --> 01:13:44,610
Come on, Mary. Step into it. Joe, I
can't go anywhere with you.

1239
01:13:45,150 --> 01:13:46,150
You know that.

1240
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:52,420
Listen, you're the only thing in the
world that I want. You're the only thing

1241
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:53,420
in life worth having.

1242
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,840
I had to live twice to find it out, but
it ain't too late yet.

1243
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:01,480
You must feel the same way about me, or
I wouldn't want you so much.

1244
01:14:01,780 --> 01:14:02,780
But what about Ted?

1245
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,600
Oh, he don't appreciate you. He wouldn't
make your life so miserable.

1246
01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:07,500
I married him for better or worse.

1247
01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:12,300
Oh.

1248
01:14:14,180 --> 01:14:16,500
I should have known that.

1249
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,880
You're the kind that sticks, ain't you?

1250
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,860
Not like what I married.

1251
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:27,540
A two-timer and a cheater.

1252
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,500
You're the kind that makes the best of
things.

1253
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,640
Gee, what I missed.

1254
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,620
I had it coming to me.

1255
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:43,440
I could have been happy and I threw it
all away just so I could wear a gold hat

1256
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,440
and be a big guy.

1257
01:14:44,990 --> 01:14:49,010
We interrupt this evening's broadcast to
bring you an important announcement from

1258
01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:51,350
the police department. Attention all
citizens.

1259
01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:55,890
Be on the lookout for Joseph Gimlet,
National Bank president.

1260
01:14:56,490 --> 01:14:58,790
Now attempting escape from the city.

1261
01:14:59,450 --> 01:15:00,990
Five feet, eight inches.

1262
01:15:01,510 --> 01:15:02,890
It's after me already.

1263
01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:04,470
Gray hair.

1264
01:15:04,690 --> 01:15:06,690
Gotta go. Goodbye, the police
department.

1265
01:15:07,690 --> 01:15:10,630
Goodbye, Jim. Continue our musical
program.

1266
01:15:12,890 --> 01:15:13,930
Won't you come?

1267
01:15:15,890 --> 01:15:17,050
I'll be all alone.

1268
01:15:18,150 --> 01:15:19,590
I can't go with you, Joe.

1269
01:15:20,670 --> 01:15:21,670
You know that.

1270
01:15:27,230 --> 01:15:29,190
Will you let me kiss you?

1271
01:15:29,990 --> 01:15:30,990
Just once.

1272
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,400
Calling all cars.

1273
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,760
The president orders pursuit of Joseph
Gimlet.

1274
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:56,200
Last scene heading for the steamship
Mauritania.

1275
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:00,260
Oh, let me go.

1276
01:17:00,740 --> 01:17:02,920
I want to get to Athens.

1277
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:04,358
Be quiet now.

1278
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,420
I've got to go to Athens.

1279
01:17:05,940 --> 01:17:06,940
Why?

1280
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,040
Oh.

1281
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:15,120
Oh, where are the cops?

1282
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,780
You're all right.

1283
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:24,360
He's all right. You may come in now.

1284
01:17:31,930 --> 01:17:33,730
Darling. Who?

1285
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,490
Who said darling?

1286
01:17:35,710 --> 01:17:39,030
I did. Mrs. Gimlet, please. He mustn't
talk too much.

1287
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:46,230
Mary, for Pete's sake, is your name
Gimlet?

1288
01:17:46,550 --> 01:17:47,550
Of course.

1289
01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:50,730
Shh. Don't excite yourself, Joe.

1290
01:17:52,990 --> 01:17:57,570
Ted, who's the president of the First
National Bank?

1291
01:17:58,030 --> 01:17:59,070
I am, Joe.

1292
01:17:59,350 --> 01:18:01,990
Joe. Please forgive me for being so
stubborn.

1293
01:18:03,490 --> 01:18:04,590
Forgive you?

1294
01:18:05,290 --> 01:18:10,510
Well, if you knew what I'd been doing,
you'd divorce me.

1295
01:18:12,210 --> 01:18:17,010
Darling, I've changed my mind about that
$4,000. You can have it and get rich.

1296
01:18:17,510 --> 01:18:21,910
Mix. I wouldn't change places with Ted
Wright for a million.

1297
01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:23,170
You get that?

1298
01:18:24,810 --> 01:18:29,650
If I could turn back the clock again,
I'd make it go the same way.

1299
01:18:30,130 --> 01:18:31,130
To here.

1300
01:18:32,970 --> 01:18:33,970
And this.